Chickens
Chickens
Chicken. Sometimes it means dinner and sometimes it means being scared. Other times, it means wearing a crazy costume and flapping your wings as you do the funky chicken. All these things are pretty common place at parties, but the third definition is really the most entertaining. (Chicken dinner comes in a close second on that list). We can’t help you with chicken dinner, since we’re terrible cooks, but we can get you ready to be a giant bird at your next party. We’ve got a whole brood of chicken costumes, some wacky, some cute and some just downright outrageous. Just make sure you wander near any fast food restaurants or they may try to turn you into chicken nuggets while wearing one! What’s the worst part about not taking a dare? Everyone calling you chicken! But if you happen to like being called a chicken, you don’t have to wait for someone to dare you to do something anymore, you just gotta toss on this Funky Chicken Costume. You won’t mind being called a chicken when you’re the coolest chicken at the party! Chickens aren’t usually the first guests to get invited to a party, but we think they should be. They can really shake a leg when they hit the dance floor, and if you’re trying to meet new people to date, chickens make the best wingmen. So everyone will be thrilled when you show up to the shindig as a funky chicken, and the host will appreciate you adding some pizzazz to their festivities. You know how that old saying goes: "When you party with a funky bird, the party’s bound to be preferred!" Okay fine, nobody has ever said that, but it’s still good advice. Trust us, you'll be a hit! You'll instantly start feeling more chicken-like the moment you step into this fluffy bodysuit. It has an attached matching hood with a big happy chicken expression on top, so you can even pretend your face is sticking out of the mouth of a giant chicken that ate you, if you want to! The fowl motif is completed with the included striped knee socks and orange shoe covers, so your legs look poultry-like as you strut around. And if someone calls you chicken, be sure to thank them for noticing! Contrary to popular belief, most of the world’s chickens don’t speak with a sputtering Southern accent. But thanks to a couple of high-profile cases, strutting around in a White Rooster Costume like this will make people leap to the conclusion that you’re either a plucky attorney or a witness for the defense. And either way, the opposition looks like they’re out for blood. So you’d better prepare to grill or be grilled! Just kidding! Anybody who knows a cockscomb from a hole in the ground will tell you that a fair fight is way more likely to end with a man-eating chicken than a man, eating chicken. So play their little games if you want, but when push comes to shove don’t forget that you’re no mere featherweight. They’re dealing with a real bantam! And always remember that your ancestors were dinosaurs. That’s right: underneath the urge to peck at the dirt like a birdbrain lies the single-minded grace, purpose, and efficiency of a velociraptor pack closing in on its quarry. Can you feel them calling to you from across the eons? Hey, quit crowing for a second and just listen! There! Can you hear them now, squawking and chirping like a pandemonium of parrots? They’re speaking an ancient tongue, using the name given you by Destiny itself! Fear nothing, they say, for they know that in your powerful thighs, scaly toes, and cruel talons, they are immortal! Fear nothing, they say, for they are certain that the winds of fate will ever be at your back! Now go! Put on this costume and become what you were born to be! What came first, the chicken or the egg? Or, as we like to ask the question around here, what came first, the chicken costume or the egg costume? It’s not really that difficult of a question if you think about it...and look around our website for a while. It’s the chicken costume! There’s just something about a fluffy little chick that makes little kids so happy, and we love happy kids on Halloween or any time of year. Chances are, if you've got a little toddler at home, they love to check out different animals, talk about what kinds of noises they make, and laugh about how cute they are. Little chickies are easy to identify, and their peep peep peep is easy to imitate. Well just imagine how much fun they'll have dressing up like one of these yellow feathered friends on Halloween? They can, with this Child Plush Chicken Costume. They’re sure to love it! This 100% polyester costume comes with polyurethane foam filling for a soft, comfortable fit. The jumpsuit has soft yellow faux-fur material, and the hood features felt chicken details. The front of the jumpsuit secures with a Velcro strap, and the large wings secure to arms with elastic straps. Each leg has separate openings with an elastic band, and boot tops have elastic bands at the top to secure to the leg. Check out our other farm costumes and go as a group this year for trick-or-treating!