Do you ever wonder what the cows are up to once the barn door is closed for the night? We're sure they have the occasional hoedown after the farmer is home for the night. You'll blend right in and find out if you dress up in this cow costume. None of them will notice you're there because you're going in-cow-nito. Yeah, we're not apologizing for our puns, you know you were waiting for it. In fact, once you slip this jumpsuit on, you'll find cow jokes udderly irresistible. Cows are some of the easiest barnyard animals to imitate. Just think about it. Just chew some gum to imitate that lovely cud action they've got going on. They also have the most delightful moo, which is easy to imitate especially when you have this ensemble on. Now all you have to do is choose your cow name, we're pushing for the dignified Sir Loin. This outfit is simple to jump into. Simply get in, zip up the front, and Velcro on the plush cow head. Once you're in, we have many ways you could milk this costume, here are only a couple: walk to your local ice cream place and try and get some free cones, if they ask you to pay, say that you don't have any moolah. Try entering the 4-H competition at your county fair. Go to the butcher counter at your local store and ask what the hamburger patties are made of. Or you could just go trick-or-treating, up to you. Whether you're investing in this ensemble as a new mascot for your burger joint or you've decided to win the blue ribbon this Halloween, this outrageous cow costume is a crowd-pleaser. Wear it for your next costume contest, the competitors are sure to get creamed. The animal world is vast and diverse, including creatures that are anywhere on the spectrum from hands-down adorable to freakish and alluringly terrifying. So, why is it that all we ever see on the Internet are cats!? Okay, perhaps that’s a little bit of an exaggeration. We see dorky dogs and portly pigs and even the occasional bear or fox that comes to investigate some toys left outside on the porch. Just think of how many animals are out there that aren’t being given their time in the sun! It is because they’re not seen as cute, of course… like the poor cow. It hangs out in the fields, chewing on its cud. It’s colorization is unique and pretty to look at, but we only think of fire trucks or a hundred similarly colored pups running around when we think of white and black spots! Big and bulky with those odd horns and grumpy looking face… Nobody makes adorable Internet videos about them, but we think that is entirely unfair. They’re… uh… majestic? And they provide delicious and nutritious milk! Could you even enjoy cookies without the cow!? Say 'Moo!' this Halloween when you put on one of our cow costumes. These cow costumes are fun animal costumes to wear to any event or Halloween party. We have adult cow costumes available at great prices, including a mascot quality cow costume. Okay, we probably would enjoy milk-less cookies and majestic might be going too far, but you can give the cow an adorable makeover with this Child’s Bull costume. The spotted jumpsuit is easily worn with a zip-up back and includes a plush tail to ensure those bugs won’t be pestering you and the pullover headpiece gives you the horns and ears that will have you mooing. Soft pink udders complete the look at the jumpsuit’s midsection and stretchy booties cover your own shoes to give a hoof-like appearance. Pair your cow-kid with the Child’s Bull costume to complete the barnyard and really earn your kiddos their cookies. Let's face the facts. You already spend your days hanging out with a big lumberjack type character who hangs around in Minnesota, so you may as well be a big blue ox, right? Alright, so maybe that might not really describe your life, but how many times do you get to see a blue ox in nature? Not many, and you can bet if you ever do see a big blue ox in the wild, it's probably been experimenting with some kind of unnatural hair dye colors. The only surefire way to see a blue ox in nature is to wear this costume and hang out on the open plains! That's where oxen live right? Remember how the 90s kept reminding you to not have a cow? Well, we couldn’t agree more! Don’t, under any circumstances, have a cow. BE a cow. BECOME a cow and we think you’re likely to be a hoof ahead of the trend. Everyone knows that cows are bound to become the next “hip” animal craze. A few years back it was owls. Then foxes hit the scene. Porcupines had their heyday, followed closely by hedgehogs. The industry flirted with screen prints dinosaurs and unicorns, and we’ve recently seen an uptick in octopuses. In the end, they say it’s always a safe bet to put a bird on it...BUT...we predict that this year will be the year of the cow (not in the Chinese zodiac way, in the fashionable craze way). So we guess the only question is: do you want to be a trendsetter or trend follower? We’re glad to hear it, trendsetter! You’ve chosen well with this Mascot Cow Costume. It is cute and cuddly and oh-so-up-to-the-minute. It’s also really simple to wear! You just zip up the soft jumpsuit and and let the attached tail, stuffed face, and plush hooves transform you into a bovine sensation on the moooooooove. The only trouble is, with such a great disguise, how will everyone know who this savvy costume belongs to? We’ve thought of that. Pick up a cowbell and write your name nice and big on it, so everyone can give you credit later on when they are stocking up on cow-printed baby onesies, buttons, and backpacks!