Cupid seems like he might have a hard time getting started in today’s rightfully consent-focused dating landscape. Is he tricking unwilling partners into getting together, or is Cupid just an instrument of fate, matching up soulmates? Does Cupid save his favorites for himself? I’m sure Twitter would have something to say about it, but rest easy: everybody’s just trying to have a good time at the office Valentine’s day party. Let’s face it this getup isn’t subtle. It’s for the bold and beautiful. Who can resist a chubby-cheeked angel? This costume includes red feather wings, a soft red bow with a pink ribbon bowstring, and a Velcro arrow. And that’s all you need, really––for a genuine, historically-accurate Cupid, clothing is optional. Maybe an artfully draped white linen? The Valentine’s Cupid Accessory Kit is not intended for self-defense––the soft, heart-shaped tip should only impart love, not harm (any modifications you make notwithstanding). Having a big heart is one of the most important things a person can have in this life. Of course we're talking about a real heart that beats in your chest because, you know, that's what keeps you alive. But we're also talking about the metaphorical heart where all our feelings of love and compassion stem. Yes, having a big heart is important, but you've never been able to see it plain and simple without an X-RAY... until now. When your little guy or girl gets into this child Heart costume, everyone will be able to see just how huge their heart really is plain and simple! So, a few weeks back we got passes to the International Angel Convention, and the keynote speaker addressed the need for new talent—they’re especially looking for a social media outreach coordinator. And well, we nominated you. After all, you are the most angelic person we know (not to mention the most well connected!) You’re constantly tweeting about the amazingly random acts of kindness you perform in your day, and those pics on FB of you and the homeless puppies you watch over made us tear up instantly. You always use the Rise filter on Instagram, and that’s the most ethereal setting there is. We think you’d be perfect for the IAC’s new spot, and that means you’ll need to look the part. Lucky for you there’s this Adult Divine Angel Costume, which will turn the do-gooder you are on the inside into an iconic angel on the outside—now everyone will know what we’ve always suspected about you: you’ve got otherworldly talents. The white mini dress has beautiful bell sleeves that would almost feel like wings, if you didn’t already have a beautiful set of those included, as well. Add white or glittery silver heels and elbow-length gloves to add elegance to your angelic appearance and you’re ready to go when the next meeting convenes. Just don’t attach your “Hello My Name is ____” sticker to the pretty feather halo. Rookie move! It’s Valentine’s Day. Of course you’re wearing pink and red and white clothes. That’s, like, expected. Basic. And those cute heart socks, they’re great but also a bit safe. The heart pin is fun and unusual but it doesn’t stand out very much. Now the pink hat was a hit last year so of course you’ll wear it again, but you’re struggling to find something different. Something new. Something that says “I love Valentine’s Day” to everyone you see. And then it hits you: heart-shaped glasses! These Sweetheart Glasses will take your Valentines game to the next level. They feature plastic red heart-shaped frames and red-tinted lenses. You’ll look extra Valentines-y to everyone else, and everything will look extra Valentines-y to you, too. (And yes, “Valentines-y” is totally a word. We didn’t just make it up or anything.) So when you want to bring your Valentines A-Game but you’re struggling to find that perfect Valentine’s Day accessory, remember these Sweetheart Glasses.