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So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, Oh, good skeleton costume! But as your (ahem) ego begins to. inflate. they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We've created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn't mean we're ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way up. Come be Serenaded in the presence of a Banjo loving Skeleton who has a passion for folk tunes. He strums away at the strings, moving his hand in a vertical arched motion that causes his arm to flex like a real musician would. His LED Eyes Glow Red from within powered by 4 AA batteries and a love of instrumental music. Having no chords means you can place him anywhere for a scare! An Infra Red Motion activated sensor tells him to start playing as people pass near him. He inflicts banjo-ic horror on unsuspecting guests playing an accurate melody of dueling banjos. He plays the banjo so well you might want to pass by him repeated times or just to hear him play. His alternate setting allows him to activate by pressing the try me button for convenience. The Prop comes as a single piece with no assembly required.
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