Men's Skeleton Skin Suit Adult Costume

So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! Become completely unrecognizable in this Full-Body Spandex Bodysuit Adult Costume. It will make dressing up quick and easy. This full-body Halloween costume comes in a variety of colors and sizes for you to choose from. Use it for a costume party, to camouflage yourself and more. This costume provides limited visibility but gives complete anonymity. It's made of high-quality nylon and spandex that stretches over the body. Full body suit covers head, feet and hands. Back zipper. Item is not printed on the back.

Available in Men's Sizes: Adult Small (34-36), Adult Standard (Fits Up-To 6', 200 lbs.), Adult Plus XL (Fits Up-To 6'3", 300 lbs.).