Skeleton Invaders Digital Decor

So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. Well call him. Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. Dear Halloween Costume Shop, his letter read, I'm offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people. kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards. That letter, well, it got us thinking. Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there's not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well. hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say keep up with your correspondence. Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! Its positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. Its also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this ones for you! The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, Oh, good skeleton costume! But as your (ahem) ego begins to. inflate. they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We've created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn't mean we're ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way up. Skeleton Invaders Digital Decor Includes: 25 different effects! Designed to be projected onto a screen covering your front window the videos may also be projected on a movie screen or wall. Created primarily for massive scale illusions using a commercial 4000+ lumen video projector the larger scenes come to life! One hundred Skeletons can be projected onto a building appearing to be crawling up the side! Also Includes: videos for smaller 1500-2000 lumen projectors-you can project smaller groups of skeletons on interior walls or smaller outdoor walls and garage doors. Additionally, there are several scenes with Skeletons wreaking havoc inside a room, knocking things over, smashing out a window, even attacking a person and knocking him to the floor! Using the included virtual 3D effects versions will give your graveyard set the coolest effect you ever saw-Using a 4000+ lumen projector you can create a 3D graveyard with skeletons, ghouls, cats, ghosts walking/crawling in the yard or floor, below a 10-20 foot viewing point such as a deck or balcony. [no 3D glasses required]. Smaller scale 3D Skeletons are also included for garage floor-sized areas.